Pina Colada Steel Cut Oats

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At about 8:05 pm last night, I got a brilliant idea. I thought “I’m going to make some crock-pot steel cut oats so I have a healthy breakfast option this week!” So I hopped into my super clean, super dreamy kitchen (*might be an exaggeration), mixed some things together in my magic ninja and set it to cook on low. And then, 20 minutes later, I went to bed because I’m 98 years old. And erm, COMPLETELY forgot about them. The magical pina colada steel cut oats sat in my crock pot for hours, cooking and probably burning and dying a horrible death while I slept 15 hours like an old woman. So, imagine my surprise when I woke up and found a batch of creamy, beautiful and delicious oats staring at my face when I opened the lid to my pot. (that sounded dirty).

oats

Excuse the crap-tastic photo on this one. No matter what I did, I just could not get a sexy photo of it. Probably because it’s a bowl of smooshy goo? Man I’m doing a terrible job of selling this. Let me start over. THIS OATMEAL HAS RUM!

Creamy boozy oats

I shot these oats a total of 55 times and like none of the photos came out. I’ve been having a Julie/Julia style meltdown over it. But, you don’t care about that! You want to hear about how these oats that shouldn’t have turned out but did taste, right? Well, let’s see the best way to describe them. GOOD. BOOZY. TASTES LIKE A PINA COLADA. Really, it does. It’s amazing. Luscious, creamy, fruity and coconuty (it’s a word). It’s like you poured a frozen cocktail over oats and called it a day. And then added sprinkles of this magical stuff.

coconut

The only thing I’d recommend if you make them is to stir about halfway through. They were just a little chunky when I woke up because I didn’t stir them. And just don’t even bother trying to take photos of them b/c you’ll have 5 mental breakdowns before it’s even 9 am.

Pina Colada Steel Cut Oats

Coconut steel cut oats

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Serves about 7. (3/4 cup servings).
Prep time: >10 minutes
Cook time: About 4 – 6 hours

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup uncooked steel cut oats
  • 1 1/2 cups light coconut milk
  • 1/2 cup milk or light cream (we used 1% milk)
  • 3/4 cup water
  • 1/4 cup pineapple Chobani (nonfat)
  • 2 tablespoons sugar (I used Zulka pure cane sugar)
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • About 2 1/2 tablespoons brown rum
  • 2 1/2 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened coconut flakes

Directions: 

  1. Add oats, coconut milk, light cream, water, chobani, sugar, cinnamon, brown rum and coconut flakes into the basin of a crock pot. Top with pieces of cut up butter. 
  2. Turn crock pot on low and cook for about 4 1/2 – 6 hours (mine only took about 4 1/2 hours), or until oats have incorporated all of the liquid. Stir mixture every 1 1/2 hours to avoid burning and sticking.
  3. Serve immediately with extra coconut flakes.

Nutritional information per serving:

Calories: 232.5
Fat: 9.25 grams
Carbohydrates: 23 grams
Fiber: 2.5 grams 
Protein: 5.7 grams 
Weight Watchers Points:

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  1. Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
    Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa oatmeal with RUM in it? I'm all in.

    P.S. These photos are not bad at all, lady! I'm definitely drooling all over them :)
    • Posted by cgallam10 on
      Thursday, April 4th, 2013
      You are so sweet, thank you!
  2. Posted by Heather on
    Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
    Do these reheat well?
  3. Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
    Ohhh yea baby! Now this is my kind of breakfast!
  4. Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
    Yum oatmeal! I've tried cooking it in the slow cooker once and it burned. I think my slow cooker cooks extra hot.
  5. Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
    I am ALL about pina colada flavored anything. Especially for breakfast. ;)
    • Posted by cgallam10 on
      Thursday, April 4th, 2013
      I knew we'd be fast friends, Sally!
  6. Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
    I heart boozy breakfast food
  7. Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
    I hate when photos don't turn out! I think this looks and sounds amazing!
  8. Posted by Donna on
    Thursday, April 4th, 2013
    Major sputtering of my morning "joe" going on here...as this is perhaps the most hysterical, and well-written posts you've ever offered!!!...Just love this in every possible way...and the photos..well I find them sexy...and the rum schmoozing with the oats..oh please..this simply screams..MAKE ME NOW..Thank you, thank you, thank you.
    • Posted by cgallam10 on
      Thursday, April 4th, 2013
      You are the FREAKING best Donna :) Thank you!
  9. Thursday, April 4th, 2013
    If you like pina coladas... and getting caught in the rain...
    Kidding. But really, this looks ah-mazing!!!!
    • Posted by cgallam10 on
      Thursday, April 4th, 2013
      Um, I love getting caught in the rain with rum :)
  10. Sunday, April 28th, 2013
    This looks great! We have steel cut crock pot oats once a week and I love new ideas for them. Although we never stir them(we make them overnight too) or have trouble with them being chunky or burning. I was trying to figure out what was different about your recipe that was causing those troubles, but I can't figure it out! It could just be your slow cooker runs hotter than most, and the oats need less time. Thanks for the recipe!
  11. Posted by Teresa on
    Monday, August 12th, 2013
    What brand of coconut milk did you use?